The Locker Break

 Okay, so. One day I was at Physical Education, doing pilates, and our coach gave us a break. I walked into the girl's locker room through the weight room to get water. Inside, for no reason at all, was a blonde girl, loooking at her tummy. I drank some water and was about to walk out when  decided to compliment her for no reason. So, like the moron I am, I said, "You have a little...or some :)." ( You'll see why this is stupid. ) I meant she had some abs. Later I walked back in and was like heyyy! But noooooo, these girls in my class started getting mad at me for calling this Annie person fat. I was like, "Who's Annie?" "They were like, "Don't go calling people fat."
Later, when we were going back into the locker room to get our stuff, a whole bunch of girls started getting mad at me. Then I said, " WHO THE HECK IS ANNIE?" They all pointed to the blonde girl. I was like, "Wait! I didn't call her fat, I meant she was getting ABS!!!!!"



There was a chorus of "Ooooooooohhhhh"s, and the girl next to me went to tell Annie.



Moral is, don't say stuff you don't need to say.