Gum

I have a few things to say about gum.

1.   After I chew the same piece for one hour or more, I get a headache.

2.  Especially if it's minty gum.

3. I like Trident gum.

I have 10 things to say about you!

1. You are currently looking at a screen right now.

2. You are reading my blog.

4. You are probably realizing that all of the above facts are obvious.

5. You probably didn't realize that I skipped three.

6. You are checking that I really skipped three.

8. You're smiling at this.

9. You didn't realize I skipped seven.

10. You are looking back to check.

11. You're smiling again.

12. You're enjoying this.

13. You didn't realize there is only supposed to be 10 facts.

Gotcha!