Oh, Haha! That's funny. Wait, where is everyone?

I have a story!!!!






Once upon a time. . . . . . . . .








Forget it.




This story takes place in Ohio at my old elementary school. I forgot what it was called. Anyway, my class went to the library, and I immediately started  reading a Junie B. Jones book I had never read before. I was so infatuated with it-




Infatuated. That's a funny word.




Okay, so I was so infatuated with it I didn't hear my class leave. So I stayed in there until I finished the book.

And then, when I looked up and noticed my class was gone, I was like, “Wha-?”

After that I sorta ran back to my classroom. And nobody noticed that I was gone!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Catching up is NOT FUN. But VBS is!

Okay. Long time since I wrote a post. So now I have to catch up, right?

Starting from Monday, my little brother and I went to VBS. I was a volunteer for Games. It was great. Today, for the preschoolers, we blew up quite a few balloons so they could play with them. There’s this guy Daniel who also is a games volunteer. So last year he was about the same height as me now, but now he’s like six feet tall. His birthdate is ten days after mine, and he ALREADY HAS A MUSTACHE. And he’s SO ANNOYING. He started hitting me with balloons and stuff then he kept on rubbing a balloon in my hair so by the end of the session it’s all frizzy and messed up. Then some little kid started hitting me with his balloons too, and Daniel was all like, “Hahahahaha! I so started that!”

And then, Sandy and CiCi, these two girls who volunteer with me, started asking this little kid who was the prettiest. And the little guy points at ME! Yay!

After that, Sandy was like, “What about me?” And the little guy says, “You’re made out of shackles.” At least that’s what it sounded like. So while everybody was laughing their heads off, Sandy was like, “Come on!”

Haha, okay, that’s it for now.

Did I mention that volunteers get free snacks and drinks? Mmmm, chocolate chips and marshmallows.