Sombreros make everything funny. 'Nuff said.

Haha, remember the power rangers? 

So, during exam review a few weeks ago, I was (trying to be) studying, but Jiji and Mrs.Andrews (our geography teacher) kept on going about Kathmandu, Nepal. ( It's the capital of the country Nepal, in case you didn't know. I bet you didn't. If you did, congrats.)

"What would Kat man doo?"   (This is how you pronounce it.)

"He would go to Peru!"

"But what is there to do in Peru?"

 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Me) "Nothing. He should be in Nepal."   (Hipster sentence doesn't rhyme.)

Effectively ending that conversation.

But then JiJi went on to talk about sombreros and how they make everything funny and I COULDN'T FREAKING STUDY!

RARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!

Summer Still = No Sleep!

Hey, all you swimmers out there! You will probably be the only ones who got the title.


For my swim team, we have different groups based on age, speed, and experience.

White group- the slowest, the newest, and the smallest.
Red group- the little bit more experienced newbies who need lots of help and can be fast. Most are just fatties though.
Blue group- Ah, my group. No lie, we have the most experienced and best coach. We have practices that actually make us faster. Some wish for it. We work for it.
Junior/Senior development- They are the ones that are way too old for any of the above groups and are way too slow. Most of the kids that get into J/SD never come out.
Juniors/Seniors- The biggest, fastest and oldest group, they are the ones who are completely isolated from the rest of us. I don't know half of them.


Now, thing is, the higher up you go, the earlier you have to wake up for summer practice. For Blue group, our practice starts at 6:30. Our practice is 2 hours long. Red group starts almost an hour later, at 7:30 ish. I have no idea when they really do start. They have swim practice for one hour. White group comes in at like 8:00. But Junior/Seniors and Development come in at like 5:30. Haha, I'm really happy that I'm  not moving up to J/S this summer.


Yeah. and since I have a hard time going to sleep, I go to sleep late and wake up early. And it's impossible for me to take naps.

RAGE.

Gum

I have a few things to say about gum.

1.   After I chew the same piece for one hour or more, I get a headache.

2.  Especially if it's minty gum.

3. I like Trident gum.

I have 10 things to say about you!

1. You are currently looking at a screen right now.

2. You are reading my blog.

4. You are probably realizing that all of the above facts are obvious.

5. You probably didn't realize that I skipped three.

6. You are checking that I really skipped three.

8. You're smiling at this.

9. You didn't realize I skipped seven.

10. You are looking back to check.

11. You're smiling again.

12. You're enjoying this.

13. You didn't realize there is only supposed to be 10 facts.

Gotcha!

The Locker Break

 Okay, so. One day I was at Physical Education, doing pilates, and our coach gave us a break. I walked into the girl's locker room through the weight room to get water. Inside, for no reason at all, was a blonde girl, loooking at her tummy. I drank some water and was about to walk out when  decided to compliment her for no reason. So, like the moron I am, I said, "You have a little...or some :)." ( You'll see why this is stupid. ) I meant she had some abs. Later I walked back in and was like heyyy! But noooooo, these girls in my class started getting mad at me for calling this Annie person fat. I was like, "Who's Annie?" "They were like, "Don't go calling people fat."
Later, when we were going back into the locker room to get our stuff, a whole bunch of girls started getting mad at me. Then I said, " WHO THE HECK IS ANNIE?" They all pointed to the blonde girl. I was like, "Wait! I didn't call her fat, I meant she was getting ABS!!!!!"



There was a chorus of "Ooooooooohhhhh"s, and the girl next to me went to tell Annie.



Moral is, don't say stuff you don't need to say.