Oh, Haha! That's funny. Wait, where is everyone?

I have a story!!!!






Once upon a time. . . . . . . . .








Forget it.




This story takes place in Ohio at my old elementary school. I forgot what it was called. Anyway, my class went to the library, and I immediately started  reading a Junie B. Jones book I had never read before. I was so infatuated with it-




Infatuated. That's a funny word.




Okay, so I was so infatuated with it I didn't hear my class leave. So I stayed in there until I finished the book.

And then, when I looked up and noticed my class was gone, I was like, “Wha-?”

After that I sorta ran back to my classroom. And nobody noticed that I was gone!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Catching up is NOT FUN. But VBS is!

Okay. Long time since I wrote a post. So now I have to catch up, right?

Starting from Monday, my little brother and I went to VBS. I was a volunteer for Games. It was great. Today, for the preschoolers, we blew up quite a few balloons so they could play with them. There’s this guy Daniel who also is a games volunteer. So last year he was about the same height as me now, but now he’s like six feet tall. His birthdate is ten days after mine, and he ALREADY HAS A MUSTACHE. And he’s SO ANNOYING. He started hitting me with balloons and stuff then he kept on rubbing a balloon in my hair so by the end of the session it’s all frizzy and messed up. Then some little kid started hitting me with his balloons too, and Daniel was all like, “Hahahahaha! I so started that!”

And then, Sandy and CiCi, these two girls who volunteer with me, started asking this little kid who was the prettiest. And the little guy points at ME! Yay!

After that, Sandy was like, “What about me?” And the little guy says, “You’re made out of shackles.” At least that’s what it sounded like. So while everybody was laughing their heads off, Sandy was like, “Come on!”

Haha, okay, that’s it for now.

Did I mention that volunteers get free snacks and drinks? Mmmm, chocolate chips and marshmallows. 

Sombreros make everything funny. 'Nuff said.

Haha, remember the power rangers? 

So, during exam review a few weeks ago, I was (trying to be) studying, but Jiji and Mrs.Andrews (our geography teacher) kept on going about Kathmandu, Nepal. ( It's the capital of the country Nepal, in case you didn't know. I bet you didn't. If you did, congrats.)

"What would Kat man doo?"   (This is how you pronounce it.)

"He would go to Peru!"

"But what is there to do in Peru?"

 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Me) "Nothing. He should be in Nepal."   (Hipster sentence doesn't rhyme.)

Effectively ending that conversation.

But then JiJi went on to talk about sombreros and how they make everything funny and I COULDN'T FREAKING STUDY!

RARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!

Summer Still = No Sleep!

Hey, all you swimmers out there! You will probably be the only ones who got the title.


For my swim team, we have different groups based on age, speed, and experience.

White group- the slowest, the newest, and the smallest.
Red group- the little bit more experienced newbies who need lots of help and can be fast. Most are just fatties though.
Blue group- Ah, my group. No lie, we have the most experienced and best coach. We have practices that actually make us faster. Some wish for it. We work for it.
Junior/Senior development- They are the ones that are way too old for any of the above groups and are way too slow. Most of the kids that get into J/SD never come out.
Juniors/Seniors- The biggest, fastest and oldest group, they are the ones who are completely isolated from the rest of us. I don't know half of them.


Now, thing is, the higher up you go, the earlier you have to wake up for summer practice. For Blue group, our practice starts at 6:30. Our practice is 2 hours long. Red group starts almost an hour later, at 7:30 ish. I have no idea when they really do start. They have swim practice for one hour. White group comes in at like 8:00. But Junior/Seniors and Development come in at like 5:30. Haha, I'm really happy that I'm  not moving up to J/S this summer.


Yeah. and since I have a hard time going to sleep, I go to sleep late and wake up early. And it's impossible for me to take naps.

RAGE.

Gum

I have a few things to say about gum.

1.   After I chew the same piece for one hour or more, I get a headache.

2.  Especially if it's minty gum.

3. I like Trident gum.

I have 10 things to say about you!

1. You are currently looking at a screen right now.

2. You are reading my blog.

4. You are probably realizing that all of the above facts are obvious.

5. You probably didn't realize that I skipped three.

6. You are checking that I really skipped three.

8. You're smiling at this.

9. You didn't realize I skipped seven.

10. You are looking back to check.

11. You're smiling again.

12. You're enjoying this.

13. You didn't realize there is only supposed to be 10 facts.

Gotcha!

The Locker Break

 Okay, so. One day I was at Physical Education, doing pilates, and our coach gave us a break. I walked into the girl's locker room through the weight room to get water. Inside, for no reason at all, was a blonde girl, loooking at her tummy. I drank some water and was about to walk out when  decided to compliment her for no reason. So, like the moron I am, I said, "You have a little...or some :)." ( You'll see why this is stupid. ) I meant she had some abs. Later I walked back in and was like heyyy! But noooooo, these girls in my class started getting mad at me for calling this Annie person fat. I was like, "Who's Annie?" "They were like, "Don't go calling people fat."
Later, when we were going back into the locker room to get our stuff, a whole bunch of girls started getting mad at me. Then I said, " WHO THE HECK IS ANNIE?" They all pointed to the blonde girl. I was like, "Wait! I didn't call her fat, I meant she was getting ABS!!!!!"



There was a chorus of "Ooooooooohhhhh"s, and the girl next to me went to tell Annie.



Moral is, don't say stuff you don't need to say.

Yay! Ninja Text is FUN!!!

Hi! I bet you can't see this! Thing is, you can hear me too so you can tell if I'm here. Ahh! Another person!
I've gotta eat more rice fast! Ummm yummm yummm....smack! Well, here goes nothing. Hi! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Who's there??" Duh. It's me. Who else would it be?

MEEP

moop. meep.